Boyfriend is already out and drunk. I am in a car on my way from the airport to home. He wants me to get to his party ASAP, but I still need to change + eat something healthy and protein-filled + booze up.
My solution? A smoothie: spinach, banana, peanut butter, protein powder, almond milk… and rum. Lots of rum.
See, Viper, I may have wasted my beer coupons but I’m still a running alcoholic!