1. If you are white, you are ignorant and/or a bad person. You will try to force others to act unethically and/or illegally because your directives come from a colleague who belongs to the same country club as you.
2. If you are Asian or Indian, you always try to act with integrity, but are often suppressed by your white manager and forced to do the wrong thing. You argue with stilted and poorly scripted speech. “I am not sure if I am comfortable with such a decision, and I would like to express my concerns. I do not think this action is in line with company policy.”
3. If you are black or Hispanic, you don’t seem to work in the office – at least, you were never shown in any live action office scenes. However, you will magically appear for the still photos at the end of each video that show everyone coming together to do the right thing.
Those lessons learned, I’m now off to the company-sponsored afternoon booze cruise! Oh, the irony of attending that event right after ethics training.