Me: “I’d like some vanilla ice cream with fresh strawberries on top, please.”
Room service: “I’m sorry; we don’t have that on our menu.”
Me: “But you serve it in the bar downstairs!”
Room service: “Oh… okay, we’ll have it to you within the next thirty minutes!”
That’s a pretty amazing guarantee. Do you think it would work if I called and requested a whole oven-roasted turkey? Also, does it count as breaking my diet if I was on the treadmill while having this conversation?