Oh. My. God.
I just found healthy food.
At an AIRPORT.
I’m in complete shock.
I’ll try to put it aside long enough to provide details: Cibo Express, one of those little kiosks that’s near the gates (not in the food court). I’ve never heard of it before, but they sell two packs of hard boiled eggs (I ate just the whites), and bowls of sliced apples with caramel sauce (guess what part I skipped). Hard boiled eggs and sliced apples! That’s like… there’s no way they can add fat or calories or crappy chemicals to that, right?
Who am I kidding, they probably injected the eggs with fat and soaked the apples in corn syrup to make them taste sweeter. And then added fake apple seasoning because people today can’t just eat an apple because it doesn’t taste like Apple Jacks.