Just got to my hotel in the middle of nowhere in Delaware. It’s the Doubletree, and they give you a chocolate chip cookie upon arrival. I knew this, and had big plans to eat half the cookie and triumphantly flush the rest down the toilet, then go online and post about how awesome I was. Unfortunately, I ate the whole thing. And then still ate the apple I brought with me that was supposed to be my reward for not eating the cookie.
Wow, I suck at traveling.