I get special security screening 90% of the time I travel, because I’m quite a suspicious character.
- I always buy my tickets at the airport, usually with less than an hour until the flight (sometimes, less than 30 minutes).
- I always buy one way tickets, never round-trip. Because who knows when the client will let me go home?
- I always glide through security with the self-assured air of someone who knows the system very well. Maybe too well.
- And clearly, I just look like a terrorist.
Is it sad that when the security guard feels me up, that’s the most action I get all week?